lights out please. no, hotel room. i'm not going to obey words on the walls. unless they were written in blood, in which case, we've got another problem.
does light roast coffee have less caffeine, [intro music] what is up everybody?! i know this is a very weird setting for a youtube video but i am in new york for the weekend and
i still wanted to get a video out to you guys and i thought what better time to react to some of my old vines than now? there are some vines i haven't seen in a long time that i made back in the year 2013, when the world was still an innocent cherub and vine still was a thing. but i think of them all as my babies we have so much fun doing them i still make them, i'm still going to be making them
but like those 2013-2014 years were like that era of exploration, vine was still very new, editing wasn't a thing you couldn't trim the videos and i still was working out exactly what i wanted to deliver to you guys like what i wanted to put out there so i don't know how i'm going to take some of these videos... should be fun.
some of them i, i don't even remember doing. alright, we're just going to go into this and we're going to experience together here we go past thomas: ron weasley, ron stoppable . both clumsy, past thomas: both had freckles, both had rats. both got out of the friend zone! current thomas: okay. first of all, i don't know what kind of british accent that was... but it wasn't good.
secondly, i made a friend zone joke? you know better than that. and i do, now. past thomas: story time. as he squeezed the melons, he pictured them as the hearts of his enemies. guy: ...no? current thomas: ahhh! that was my first story time! i think i was narrating for a vine just narrating myself and somebody was like, on twitter, "you should do that to a person in real life"
so i went to a whole food store and did it and that was that reaction and he was so cool. i wasn't allowed in that grocery store again. no, i'm just kidding. past thomas: (singing) good night, good night, (angrily) don't let the demons out of your closet! current thomas: *chuckles* why? why did i do that? past thomas: here, at tuttleberry preserve, we encourage you to watch out for gophers we love our gophers. here's a gopher.
current thomas: *laughs* that is a real sign i learned later that they mean gopher tortoise but why didn't they just say gopher tortoise crossing? kitchen! living room! bathroom! bedroom! closet! oh my go-
[current thomas cackles] comin' in clutch with the dark humor. bored on a holiday? you can read. catch up on tv. go on a run! murder your friend. bury the body. lie to police. make a getaway! *laughs* i'm so silly.
ah coffee! oh no! *michael* oh thomas! *laugh track* who's there? michael: who's laughing? thomas, with knife: search the house. michael: you're on your own! again with the knife. goodness i like to pull out those knives huh? that was the one of the first ones michael helped me out with! move! *move echos* whoa! *whoa echoes* hello? *hello echoes* present thomas: bad
past thomas: i'm a poopy headecho: you're a poopy head present thomas: bad! current thomas: don't vine and drive everybody. dangerous, don't ever do that. past thomas: ♪my body too bootylicious for you baby~!♪current thomas: *laughs* *laughs more* got even more bootylicious, past thomas. just letting you know. 4,999, 5,000! ready or not here i-- found you.[person screams, current thomas giggles] that's still really funny to me! everybody clap your hands! *everyone claps*
♪i'm a jedi on the streets but a sith in the sheets♪ *laughs* oh! thomas, this is online! [deep voice] in a world where you think your crush is waving at you but is instead waving at somebody right behind you. relatable. why did i not use that trailer voice more often? [using the same deep voice] it's quite...dangerous... happy pumpkin: it's fall! get ready for pumpkin flavored everything!
sick pumpkin: [puking noises] oh god! happy pumpkin: hahahaha! cannibalism! thomas: *laughs* we carved pumpkins just for that. you know you've been on vine for too long when you go back to instagram and there's that split second... when you expect the pictures to move. just you wait past thomas, that's going to be a thing! then it's gonna get a
little thing that seems like snapchat. [menacing voice] you make me wanna throw up... [cheerful voice] my hands in the air and yell yeah!current thomas: my first misleading compliment! i'm still a sucker for them. [rap music] past thomas: these are some funky fresh beats! current thomas: i knew i was a nerd...back then, too. [wheezy laugh] [stewie voice] what've you got there? oh? oh you've got a little vine there? oh yes, that's a good idea.
current thomas: oh my goodness! that was my first stewie impression. and you can hear how rough it sounds. [laughs] [stewie voice] you know, 2013 stewie sounds a little bit...less refined. you know, i'm still trying. i'm still trying to get it right. trying to get it...perfect. past thomas #1: ♪on the 4th of july, it's time that i profess, my right to♪ life! past thomas #2: liberty!past thomas #3: pursuit of happiall of them: ♪ness~!♪ current thomas: oooh! look out, hamilton! [laughs] [dramatic music] person in blue shirt: look, it's a bird!person in red shirt: it's a plane!
past thomas! no! it's--[music stops] past thomas: ...it's a bird. it's a bird, she was right. ugh-- current thomas: that's one of my proudest vines. because we had somebody, that you can't see, to the left of me standing on a picnic table with some sour cream. that they had to perfectly aim -- and time! -- correctly to drop it on my face. memories made. bird poop jokes. past thomas: ♪well, i'm off to lunch, yes i'm in luck! i'm gonna stuff my face and not give a... ...darn.♪ [sighs]
current thomas: i don't say the f word. but i apparently really love teasing that i might say the f word. [snickers] [stewie voice] oh, the bus is late! can't get any worse than this. [high-pitched voice] looks like somebody's got a case of the monday's~! [stewie voice] oh. great. current thomas: that was the first vine taylor did with me! that face. look at that face. radio in vine: comin' up, don't touch that dial, 'cause on smooth jazz--don't touch it! because on smooth jazz 107.3-- i forgot about that one!
video thomas: staring contest?past thomas: yeah! video thomas: go! past thomas: poke!video thomas: ow! past thomas: hahahaha! ha! i win. current thomas: aw! i forgot about that one too! that one took forever! [wheezy laugh] i'm proud of myself for that! past thomas: wooot!current thomas: my first vine! this gentleman, antonio, he's the one who showed me vine.
blame him, everyone. [chortle] past thomas: ♪i like it when you call me big papa~♪ current thomas: oh my g-- stop. past thomas: disney pranks...with friends.[current thomas gasps] past thomas: simba... michael: what the f...? current thomas: [shrilly] the very first disney prank ever!! oh, and the ketchup...i need to do that again. this is amazing! i knew i was gonna get all sappy.
past thomas: i really wanna go outside, so let's go![teleport noise] ...whoa! do you not teleport with your clothes? nobody told me that! current thomas: any chance that i can get naked, it's gonna happen. past thomas: ♪give me love, whoa~!♪ current thomas: why a ninja sword, thomas?! michael: where's my phone? whoa![portal sound] [michael grunting as he falls down the stairs]current thomas: oh my goodness! past thomas: oh, i put a portal back there? ...oh shoot! current thomas: oh. my goodness, the portal vine!
michael fell down the stairs a significant amount of times. and he bruised...a lot. past thomas: coming this fall: the magical tale of betty the beetle, who gets into all kinds of shenanigans. oh, betty! current thomas: oh, betty the beetle! we still need to make a full length featured film. current thomas: still...still singing. person in red shirt: i'm driving.past thomas: [offscreen] shotgun! person in singlet: augh, but you had it on the way--here!
person in red shirt: whoa, whoa whoa! past thomas: no, i found a shotgun! and i want the front seat. [cocks gun] current thomas: [laughs] yeah, i had to borrow a shotgun for that vine. [laughs again] past thomas: [stewie voice]: yes, i'm going to have an ice cream, but no sprinkles! for every sprinkle i find, i shall kill you! [person on speaker laughs] current thomas: aaah! that was like one of the first little drive-thru thingies i did. she found that so funny. yay!
[squees] what a blast from the past! there's so many that i completely forgot that i had done! just to see like, how it all evolved, and how the comedy came from all this. from all these...y'know, "humble beginnings." and the people that i've met since then and the people who i've been able to make smile since then is just...it's just awesome! it gives me energy to kinda carry on and, and continue doing these videos and continue doing longer videos
it's so cool. [giggle]
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