can i get a tall chai? and a large black coffee. a what? large black coffee. do you mean a venti?
coffee shops that roast their own beans, no, i mean a large. he means a venti.yeah, the biggestone you've got. venti is large. no. venti is 20.
danny. yeah. "large" is large.in fact, "tall" is large. and grande isspanish for large. venti is the only onethat doesn't mean large. it's also the onlyone that's italian. congratulations!you're stupid inthree languages. look, dick.venti is a large coffee. really? says who?fellini? how much is that?here's a 10.
do you accept lira,or is it all euros now? you know what,just keep the change. jesus, dan.you know what theycall the sizes here. you know what,you've been pickingfights with everybody. the girl at the party...she said asap. asap, i'm sorry.huge crime. it's like "24l7" or"been there, done that."you hate that, too. i don't hate it enoughto let it ruin my day. it's getting worse.you know, man?the sun is shining,
but you have lost the abilityto take any joy in life. i can't stand it anymore! you're justa miserable dick now! you're mean to everybody! and, fyi,it's called a ventibecause it's 20 ounces! 20! venti! is that true? she says i takeno joy in life. i can see that.
i gotta talk to her. forget her, man. let me give youa little mottoi live my life by, you got to hitit and quit it. no ties, tangle free. nobody tells me what to do. i go bang,bang, bang the drum. what? that's not a motto. that's just yousaying a bunch of things.
you know, beth's right.i'm a dick. hey, i'm in a rut,just going fromschool to school selling poison toour nation's youth. it's not poison.it's got juice in it. you know, i'm 35 years old. i got nothing toshow for my life. i figured i'd be something,
something good,a professor, engineer. i don't know.
figured i'd bemarried. i'd... you know what?we're making a detour.what?
